Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How To Beg For Treats

How To Beg For Food Tutorial
give most pitiful & jialat face in the whole wide world

Do a SIT-UP!

if u dun get foodie, imagine you're eatin it.
that's a consolation.
if u score... good for u! u'll be makin the exact same face too. *slurps*

grumble & whine for more from your slave.
remember to grumble like a machine gun at work
till the cam can't capture ur mouth clearly.

end off wit the super cutest angelic look to make
the slaves feel super guilty for either
not giving u or not giving MORE.

after that, go disturb big jie-jie to vent anger & possibly snatch
the bed - that would be a super bonus.

to do that (a 2 year old attempting to bully a 11 yr old)
u gotta be super lean, swift, agile & silent like a super ninja
(observe my ninja balancing moves)! super ninja-ish til the super cam can't even capture u well.
but... that's another story... for another time.

WTF? i got bullied again

1 comment:

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh Chewy - I'd better not let Muesli see this post! She can think up enough mischief on her own without taking more tips of you - ha! ha!

Honey the Great Dane